Leonardo Da Assistant

If I could pick either Shakespeare, Einstein, Leonardo Da Vinci, Socrates, Steve Jobs, or B. Franklin to be my personal assistant for a week, I'd choose Da Vinci. He would teach me his painting skills and give me some tips to work on being a better painter. I'd basically just make him be my painting buddy and ask him to paint me some stuff and sign it so I could sell it on EBay or something. By doing this, I'd be able to pay him to be my assistant, or painting buddy, for longer. We'd paint many pictures together and be famous together with our work in museums. He'd be the best assistant ever, and never have to do anything he doesn't like doing. 

The Mythical IPhone

A regular magical IPhone would come with special apps with even more just waiting to download. The first app would be a unicorn tracking app. As implied by the name, the app would tracker unicorns. NOTE: If you don't believe in the secret existence of unicorns, you may not be allowed to purchase this phone. 

 The second app would be an app called "The Food Truck." This app would allow you to think up any type of food and have the food come out of a slot at the bottom of the phone in seconds for you. The food would be, of course, edible and possess a great taste. 

The third app would be called "SimiSimSim," which would be similar to the currently existing app "SimSimi" except SimiSimSim would scan your finger as you open the app and determine what mood you are in. Based on the scanning, SimiSimSim would talk to you about any problems you are having, or maybe how amazing your day went. SimiSimSim would respond and talk to you, almost as an actual friend would. 

The last app on my mythical IPhone would be a gaming app, much like a fictional game made up in the well-known anime, Sword Art Online. When you open the app, you are instantly sucked into the game and begin your journey. The differences between Sword Art Online and this app are that you can design your own avatar based off of your real life self and that you don't need to purchase Nerve Gear seperately. Instead, for one a few dollars more, you can recieve a Nerve Gear headset with the phone. You can enjoy as much SAO, and other MMO games, as you want. 

An Almost-Blind Date

I pull in a blindfolded Karkat, sitting him down as my friend pulls in Terezi. We unblindfold the two. They are shocked. They comment on each others' horns awkwardly. Karkat knew in all honesty we'd do this on purpose. He pulled out a pair of pants. "REMEMBER PANTS TEREZI?" he says. She gives a slight smile. "YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS!" He says. They both smile and the date goes on.